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Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).
Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!
by J0shie November 15, 2018
mugGet the Nude testermug.

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.
These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.
by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022
mugGet the Water Break Testermug.

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.
by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022
mugGet the Topeka Taste Testermug.

wet tester

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."
by Keli S. July 6, 2008
mugGet the wet testermug.

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
mugGet the European Torque Testermug.

DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.
Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.
by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018
mugGet the DBE Testermug.

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.
Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester
by User173842066669 January 1, 2023
mugGet the Size Testermug.

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