Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022

True Temper

Da raging fury you'll soon be in if you buy one of those crappy-a** wheelbarrows!

I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Temper

An aggressive man you do not want to f*ck with.

Ay yo this man is a real Temper, he roasted me all because I ate his chicken wing.

by tempooh alias December 21, 2017

Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.

Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!

by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016

Temperance

a hispanic 5'4 female with the personality of a succubus
Kind, tall, mature for her age, adopted, gay but not?
Curly hair and a hourglass body

person: "Holy crap! is that Temperance?!"
person2: "She cut her hair? Thats so iconic!"

by templikescheese December 8, 2023

temperal

1: Refers to a delicate situation where the climate can switch from passive to aggressive abruptly.

2: New England weather - can change at any second.

3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.

P1: "Uh-oh... a gang of Skinheads just arrived here and there's already a gang of Black Panthers over there!"

P2: "Shit nigga, this shit just got temperal up in this piece!!"

P3: "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID NIGGA?!?!"

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!! (blood bath)

by thaaJigga February 3, 2010

Temper Bi

An individual who claims temporarily bisexuality, when they’ve been caught performing sexual acts on another individual of the same sex/gender. Then the said individual receives a free pass on the matter and can’t be mentioned

Drill sergeant : “private cox why are you holding another privates, Privates!”
Private cox: “SIR, TEMPER BI, SIR!! “
Drill sergeant: “Well okay then Private as you were.”

by JokerStroker January 26, 2018