telephone gangster

A person who talks big and bad through their phone and when confronted in public refuses to or just simply can't back up any shit they talked.

Quit being a such a telephone gangster.

by drugstorecowgirl30 November 1, 2014

telephone boxing

Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.

'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"

by runfatboyrun May 12, 2013

telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

by Bubba-that guy February 11, 2010

telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007

Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

telephone call

One breast in the ear and one in the mouth

Making a telephone call. Similar to motor boating without the sound

by Loves2Poop December 2, 2013

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009