A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
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Get the Turd Texter mug.Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.
What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?
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Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.
by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015
Get the emoji texter mug.A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010
Get the Cookie Monster Texter mug.The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
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Get the Snorlax texter mug.by Ms. Bouvier October 18, 2003
Get the teeters mug.Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.
Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”
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