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textlemming

People who walk while constantly texting- head down, can't see where they're going. At a greater risk of walking into things, like moving cars and closed doors.
Hey, did you just see that textlemming walk right into that street lamp?
by teedoff June 30, 2009
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teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.
Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style
by Gregorgay July 19, 2019
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tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014
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tettle

why to say tea-kettle if you can say "tettle" which means the same as tea-kettle or teapot
My grandmother has a tettle. But it's an old.
by http://new-words.webs.com March 13, 2008
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Tetle-fuck

A guy who has a knack for hooking up with women who tend to be larger than most accepted women are. Likes fat chicks.
What a tetle-fuck
by Joeyt1234567 August 30, 2010
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Textlexic

When someone is texting on there cell phone and puts in the wrong letters in the wrong spots and or can not find a letter at all.
So i sent her( i think your a hot girl)
and i ended up sending her (i think your a ho girl), damn im textlexic.
by Mike Etnies Wolfe February 9, 2009
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Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.
John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."
by laxislife19 April 16, 2009
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