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Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.
That girl is such a teddy
by deerpark2016 August 17, 2016
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Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something
person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes
by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021
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another name for a beer.

as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.
We picked up some teddys and went to the party.
by j><c January 25, 2006
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Big liped loser, no one likes him, dates all snapchat girls, Smells like fish
EWWWW its teddy
by Loopieloop October 17, 2017
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"that girl's so hot she gave me a raging Teddy"
by THE HOV October 22, 2011
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Teddy brewski = beer = Teddy
Bartender , can you pass me a teddy?!
by Joecho July 1, 2017
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Teddy is a guy with a big penis. He is super sexy!
Girl: That Teddy is sexy!
by Nerd_98 December 13, 2017
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