Teddy

Teddy. Usually a very funny guy. Never mad. Somehow good at everything. Knows how to have a fun time and mess around and how to make a joke. Barley any flaws at all but maybe has a genetic problem like poor vision or mabye he is color blind or can’t smell. But overall if u think about him , Teddy is overal pretty amaizingly at anything u think of with little flaws

Everyone loves the rock, he’s a real Teddy.

by Colllllour February 27, 2020

The Teddy

When you’re chatting with a friend online and they fall asleep without a saying anything mid conversation.

person 1: are you there?

person 2: …
person 1: oh no, he pulled the Teddy

by tina490 January 5, 2022

Teddy

The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)

Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy

by olvrmn November 26, 2022

Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022

Teddy

The literal ICON of the friend group. They’re chill as hell and is always there for you

person 1: Hey, it’s Teddy!
person 2: let’s invite them to our party!

by choerrysfilter May 6, 2021

Teddy

Usually a short angry person. Tends to be small in groin area. Quick to anger.

If Teddy wasn't so angry he could be normal

by Amazingman March 14, 2017

Teddy

Teddy is a bitch who’s shit at fortnite he loves to suck dick of a kid called jerel

Eww look at teddy he just sucked Jerels dick

by Leon Theo the G October 23, 2019