Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

tambourine man

1. n. a drug peddler
2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.

by Jake and co July 23, 2005

teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"

by Rachel March 16, 2003

teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

y tu mama tambien

Translation: ". . .and your mother, too." Used to answer back when somebody says, "Chinga tu madre" ("Fuck your mother"), or even when it's not said, but you think the other guy has it in his mind to say it.

Y Tu Mama Tambien was a Mexican movie nominated for an Oscar for best foreign film in 2002.

by doctor demento July 17, 2009

grunge tambourine

A form of playing the tambourine, yet incorporating the ideals of grunge into your play style. Involves violently striking the tambourine on your body in beat of the music you are playing with.

guy 1:"dude, what are all those bruises from?"
guy 2:"i play grunge tambourine"

by patrick o'shaunessy September 2, 2007