get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

by Dawgslang June 17, 2020

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tellyclapper

Liverpool fan who says they cant get a ticket for the game so they go the pub and clap at the tv.

That Liverpool fan says he cant get a ticket for the game. How come people from Norway and Devon can? He's a liar he just doesnt try and is a Tellyclapper.

by Go the game blue August 27, 2009

resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003

Tally-Hoe

A person that has sex with a lot of people but calls everyone else a Hoe when they are doing the exact same thing

She wants to call everyone a Hoe, but she's no Angel. She's doing the same thing! She's a Tally-Hoe!

by KarleeQue July 8, 2014

fuck tally

the number of people a person has fucked in either (a) their life or (b) a certain period of time.

guy one: Scott is such a player! i wonder what his fuck tally is...
guy two: i heard he has done 7 chicks
guy one: djyklawesome!

by Foreclosure August 2, 2007

telly

british word for television

i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot

by pigaloo April 16, 2010