Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been

Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!

by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014

tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014

Tallahassee Forktail

A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes

His k/d was in the shitter until he started running a Tallahassee Forktail

by Luamper January 30, 2017

Tallahassee

A city located in Leon county Florida in the panhandle. This is the capital city of Florida and is home to two major state universities (FSU and FAMU) as well as a hand full of other colleges (TCC, Keiser, St Leo, Thomas, Barry, ITT, etc). The city is actually one of the most educated cities in Florida as over 50% of the population holds some sort of degree. There are plenty of things to do especially for college kids. A lot of music scenes and a lot of alcohol distributed to minors. Tallahassee was ranked the 2nd most pot loving city in America according to the Dailybeast. A lot of pot smokers in this city. The city is home to some 180,000 people and is bigger than many people think it is. The city is also, surprisingly, one of the fastest growing cities in the state. There are a lot of hood rats in this city and a lot of middle class folks. You have A LOT of transplant people from the South FL area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm, etc) whom are students going to either FSU, FAMU or TCC. Although the city is full of ghetto hood rats, it is pretty safe. There are sketchy parts of the city but don't let that fool you. You can feel safer walking at night here than say in Miami or Orlando. Tallahassee is also a very liberal place. The majority of folks here are Democrats as the local newspaper is called "The Tallahassee Democrat". The decent parts of the city are the North East section of the city. Good schools and great community involvement.

Tallahassee is a great place to live and go to school.

by pastoolio122 June 11, 2011

Tallahassee

Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.

Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."

by jbuggie July 19, 2009

Tallahassee

1. The capital of Florida.

2. Known as "The 850", "Tallyho", "Tallahizzle"

3. Has a large local music scene, both discovered and un-labeled.

1. "Have you visited Tallahassee yet? I visit every year for the parades."

2. Rapper T Pain is from lil' ol' Tallyho.

3. A local band from tallahassee MayDay Parade is starting to get big, whereas others such as xNo Excusesx and Shoeshine Danny are not.

by xrudyxflax January 21, 2007

tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.

Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, August 22, 2006