rational teabagger 

One who actually knows the issues at a tea party protest, rather than just calling Obama a socialist, a fascist, or a Nazi.

Many argue that such a person does not exist, thus it is widely accepted as an oxymoron.

Also see teabagger.

Rational Teabagger: I disagree with Obama because of his economy policy and his policy on the war in Afghanistan.

Liberal Dude: Thanks for not calling him a Nazi!

rational teabagger by YorkU December 15, 2010

snorkeling teabagger 

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

snorkeling teabagger by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

snorkling teabagger by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

Three Finger Double Teabagger 

A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.

I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger

Three Finger Double Teabagger by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

ballsac teebagger 

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

ballsac teebagger by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Extreme Teabagging 

An extreme variation on the more well known and widely practiced (in America) act of Teabagging.

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth or face of someone who is convulsing from tourettes, or a seizure/palsy episode. Particularly 'extreme' in the case of a victim who is experiencing an involuntary and intermittent bite reflex.

Not to be confused with the more commonplace Iirrumatio.

Example: Dipping your sack into the mouth of someone having an epileptic seizure.

"Dude, you were Extreme Teabagging that twitching fuck!"

Extreme Teabagging by SlamminRumJoe/ARobotMadeOfMeat November 3, 2008

teabugger 

A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.

Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.

teabugger by paulpaxman January 27, 2010