Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

America's Got Talent

A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by popular vote regardless of merit or the judging panel's opinions.

Host: "Welcome to America's Got Talent! Piers, you didn't like this act... but America has voted.. and... WE'LL SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!"

by Humwriter September 7, 2011

billy talent

A great, new Canadian band, liked by literate and illiterate people alike, it appears.

Led by Ben Kowalewicz and Ian D'Sa, three of the guys in the band look strangely like guys from Sum 41, but are infinetly better.

blly talint fukin rools!

And for the people who can speak English: Billy Talent are one of the best bands from my native Canada in the last 10 years.

by strong badian May 23, 2004

talen

he is the sexiest man alive and always knows what to say he is a good kisser and it's fun in bed with him🍑🥵 HES DADDY LIKE AHHHHH HES SO CUTE

do you see that hot guy oh wait it's talen

by talen is daddy November 29, 2019

taylani

The most random name you will ever see. Has a 0.000003% commonality in the U.S. Basically a rare pepe in real life

Stranger: Yo, do you know Taylani?
Me: Bro, who?

by dan-is-falling-off-chairs December 19, 2016

Tylenol

A drug that cures your headache.

Son: “Mom I have a really bad headache.”

Mom “Okay I’ll get the Tylenol.”

by HawaiianHotShot September 3, 2019

Talena

Talena is an amazingly beautiful woman who is kind-hearted and loyal to a fault. Talena will cheer you up on your worse days, and pull out all the stops for the one she loves and holds dear. Talena will bring a smile to your face anytime without realizing why, but her quirks are what naturally makes her funny and adorably cute. Talena is courageous, and bold, and even sometimes feisty if you cross the line. But at the end of the day, Talena is a sincere, good person, a great friend, a great family member, and an amazing lover. You need a Talena in your life. But finding a Talena is very RARE, so if you find one, consider yourself blessed and highly favored, if you can win her affections, you are lucky forever.

Him: Talena is the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever met. I miss her!
Friend: You still crying over her? Haven't you met more beautiful, amazing women since her?
Him: Yes, but none is a diamond-like her. Talena is the real deal, and one of a kind. I love her, no other woman has come close to being as genuine and pure as her. Talena, my nurturing, loving queen.

Friend: Perhaps she was the one?

Him: Perhaps she was...In fact, now I realize she was... I regret losing My Talena.

by CherryBlossomDream November 25, 2021