tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

by Enwych November 9, 2017

Labrea Tarpits

Splattery farts during analingus.

I was wasted and pulled a Labrea Tarpits on my girlfriend last night.

by JABBSS75 September 27, 2021

Tardity

Degree of Tardedness.

See Tardedness

"Wow, your tardity just went way up!"

by Andrej and Emily October 28, 2005

Tappitize

To poorly pimp your car

Jerry got himself some acrylic paint and loads of LED lights, I reckon he's about to go Tappitize his Cortina.

by Karin Schonken March 5, 2008

Tarpid.

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

by Jigners July 1, 2009

Tarpin

Mean a lot

There is tarpin bitch outta here

by Sosabalboa March 16, 2019

tapita

She is a beautiful girl and she is a loving girl. When you get to know her she will love you forever if you buy her food. She will say she has no friends but she actually has a lot. She is a very very honest girl, she will literally tell if you look ugly or pretty in your clothes. She would talk to anyone around her when/if she's bored. She is everyone's favorite personsites and she is the best. She is also a LIBRA and she is proud of it. When she is sad, she gets really deep in her feelings and you want to be with her all the time. She has a lot of best friends and she loves them sooo much to even lying. She's honestly the best person you'll ever meet.

I love tapita she's the best
I can tell her anything

She's my bestfriend

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbb June 5, 2019