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Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
by CHA429 January 8, 2009
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Rage Typing

The Act Of typing something out anger.

Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
On Classic Facebook Dispute:

Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?

Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.

Person A: Its not my fault you suck!

Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
by SomeButter July 1, 2011
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taming strange

A throwback to the time of the "taming" of the wild American west, in whose various saloons prostitutes were often referred to as "strange," taming strange refers to engaging in the sexual conquest ("taming") of an unfamiliar ("strange") woman.

The term would certainly not be used when referring to one's own girlfriend, with whom we can logically conclude the man would have some degree of familiarity.
Your dick is gonna fall off if you keep taming strange without wrapping it up.

Taming strange is so much more stimulating than fucking the same person over and over again.
by Kingsburier January 8, 2016
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typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008
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Taking down chicks

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.
"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."
by joejack21423 February 9, 2014
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Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.
We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.
by bleakblock January 23, 2016
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tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another
after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.
by stylies September 15, 2010
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