Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.

Hey, Tadpole, what's up?

by allison r. December 1, 2006

Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

Tadpole

A strong person who always threatens to beat you up, but never has the balls to. It's often their fault.

That meathead tadpole has all bark no bite.

by DymondW March 31, 2017

tadpole behavior

When someone does something so brainless with no thought put behind their actions. An action driven purely by instinct there is no higher level processing behind those eyes.

Dumb bitch: my project is due tomorrow and I haven’t started it

Chad: that’s tadpole behavior

by Moltke December 16, 2021

tadpole

Someone who has a big head and a small tail

James you are a tadpole.

by Stephen wilson December 14, 2008

african tadpole

the act of fuckin a black chick while in the bath tub and right before you cum you knock her out then cum on her face then you leave her there till she wakes up

Hey John me and my girl are breakin up. Why Billy? Because I gave her an African tadpole last night and now she has a restraining order on me.

by damion gates December 21, 2008

Tadpole

A wooden block that naughty people can sit on.

Ah man, I'm gonna go sit on a tadpole and I don't even care.

by MC Starbucks November 20, 2003