If you are caught short or are taken short, you feel a sudden strong need to urinate, especially when you cannot easily find a toilet.
by Totoro ki November 3, 2020

by stusx10 August 24, 2018

"Dude, John jacked off last night when his girlfriend was one room down."
"Wow I didn't know he was taken but shaking!"
"Wow I didn't know he was taken but shaking!"
by Moosefan May 21, 2017

- Masterbation. ( you are taken by your hand.)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)
by Rupophobia April 19, 2019

by a decade under the influence May 28, 2004

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.
"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"
"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"
"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."
(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)
"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"
"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."
(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)
by Dick Cheney's spawn April 17, 2014

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016
