While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.
by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.
Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006

Being cut off in the middle of telling an entertaining fact to someone else when they say, "Oh yeah! I read that on Cracked too!"
"Did you know the original line in the Terminator was going to be-" "Oh yeah! 'I'll come back!' I saw that on Cracked!" "Goddamnit, don't swoop me!"
by pianohacker September 8, 2013

by ruhchael March 13, 2010

by skrudge January 19, 2008

by GhoulMasterX February 6, 2003
