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educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members
Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?
by The educated singles club August 2, 2020
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Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
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National Singles Awareness day

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates
Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
by Zach Bess February 14, 2008
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singles club

by jim February 13, 2002
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Swingle

A single swinger that's looking for a good time without paying for it.
Is he here with someone? No he's swingle.
by yro002003 July 22, 2011
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Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.
I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest
by Jet-a March 3, 2011
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Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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