swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

swift driver

If you see one of these on the road you are advised to get off the roads immediately. 99% of people who drive swifts purchased their license for a hefty fee due to their ignorance on the road

You see the accident on White Collar Crime? Yea boi is always be a Swift driver

by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

Swift Diaze

The quick use of or wanting to quickly use a drug from the Benzodiazepine family, usually (though not limited to) Diazepam. The purpose of this is almost always to "sort your head out", "bring yourself down" or "stop yourself going west" when under the influence of a stimulant substance such as MDMA or Amphetamine.

Person 1: "I need a swift diaze mate, head's all over the shop"

Person 2: "Yeah, cracking night but it's like 11 in the morning man"

Person 1: "Yer not wrong, fair dooz let's get on it then, one each now and another in an hour or two. Sweet as."

Person 2: "NICE ONE BRUVVAAAA!"

by The Furious Chongin' Charlie April 12, 2010

swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.

Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!

by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005

swift-boat

to attack opponents and critics, especially by using unfair practices and deception

Maybe he'll even call off the right-wing attack machine so it won't Swift-boat the Katrina survivors who emerge to ask tough questions as it has Cindy Sheehan and those New Jersey widows who had the gall to demand a formal 9/11 inquiry.

by Pavle September 22, 2005

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

swift boat

The phrase "swift boat" describes a Vietnam-era patrol boat, but it is increasingly being used to describe the political tactic of using a concentrated media effort to discredit a person or idea.

The phrase developed out of the 2004 U.S. presidential election, when a group called "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" attempted to suggest that Democratic candidate John Kerry lied in order to earn two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star during the Vietnam War. The group, as it turns out, was funded primarily by people who also frequently donated millions of dollars to the Republican party. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was formed for the sole purpose of discrediting Kerry's Vietnam War service and has not been heard from since the end of the election.

From Wired magazine: "Phrases like 'junk science' and 'sound science' are creations of the right in its effort to 'swift boat' research it doesn't like."

by Mark Wilson September 11, 2005