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The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
by Filleman December 22, 2020
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Pussy Money Swedes

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.
"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."
by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015
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Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011
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Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".
Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"
by EpicGuy July 30, 2012
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Swedetwink

A meme originating on 4chan's /pol/ board, part of /pol/'s Operation Swedish Twink Pussy, which is an attempt to take back Sweden's women from Arab migrants and impregnate them with Aryan seed. The men would be given hormone blockers and made the personal bedslaves of the armies of Europe, because they are clearly too feminine to defend their country.
Bend over Swedetwink, you have proven yourself an unworthy man, so give the superior Germanic your boipussy.
by Simo688 October 22, 2020
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Puma Swede

An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.
Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!
by Al Frankenstein October 16, 2008
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Swedenator

Someone who is from Sweden and just totally awesome
Wow, here comes the Swedenator

The swedenator is totes awesome
by Elfiez August 23, 2011
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