steady poop shaft

It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter

Josh:”hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.”
Jamie:”ya I just couldn’t hold it.”
Josh:”The stench had me rolling”
Jamie”me too.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face

* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe

by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008

Sweaty Napper

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.

Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.

by swude September 19, 2009

Sweaty scab

Another way to describe a disgusting, rancid and unattractive person. A sweaty scab is typically morbidly obese.

My next door neighbour is a proper sweaty scab.

by WagwanPiftTing July 18, 2017

The sweaty gusset

The Kent lorry park that is supposed to reduce the bottleneck of exported goods entering the EU.

As I opened the bay windows of my kent townhouse, I was welcomed by my morning ritual of diesel and wafts of stale piss and belching from the concrete abomination that is "the sweaty gusset" lorry park.

by Joe Smiff November 12, 2020

making sweaty

during intercourse, when one partner becomes drenched in sweat and starts to slip off.

John was on Lisa, when he started to slip off. They were making sweaty.

by Tony Pajamas May 23, 2006

sweaty porcupine

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!

by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019