Swagshot

When one enters a situation with a high degree of confidence only to have his or her expectations suddenly and shockingly crushed.

Guy: "yoooo, this bitch wants my dick. I can see it in her eyes."

Guy's Best Friend: "really? do you want her too?"

Guy: "I mean, she is eye fucking me. and i can have her whenever i want. Maybe if other shit falls through"

Guy's Best Friend: "... Awkward cause she just blew me."

Guy overhearing the conversation: "Oh shit, ahhaha swagshot!"

by SPiland October 23, 2011

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Starshit Pain

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.

After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain

by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019

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sparshita

A cute beautiful gorgeous girl.... having the cutest smile....and shiny black hair which is very attractive...

Hii sparshita

by anonymous September 22, 2020

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jeferson starship

When a relationship has ascended beyond regular friendship, but has not evolved into a 'boyfriend-girlfriend' dating scenario. A term that can be used in place of more than friends. Not to be confused with jefferson starship

Sam: So, Craig. You and Vanessa dating now then?
Craig: Nah man, don't think so. We only been out once.
Chris: Wait, if you two aren't dating, what the hell are you?
Sam: You two must be Jeferson Starships then.

by swigger December 18, 2013

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