bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

Snapperdoodler

Person guilty of excessive use of "snap." Especially offensive when used by men and/or more than once per lifetime.

If I hear "oh snap!" from that pansy snapperdoodler one more time, I'm cutting his tounge out.

by Winning-est September 18, 2011

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

The Staten Island snapper

When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.

Meet me under the Verazzano, baby, I'll give ya the Staten Island snapper

by Smac141 April 2, 2015

snapper

A vagina with a muscular vaginal wall, for extra sensation

"Damn, Mary has a nice snapper!"

by Masked Pillager November 24, 2002

cack snapper

1.) One who snaps cacks.

2.) One who gets frequent head shots; esp. in Halo 3.

He is such a cack snapper, he was snapping cacks that entire game!

by younggunv2 July 11, 2009