Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
by qtothewerty June 2, 2018
Get the Ron Swanson Tea Partymug. an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson
by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023
Get the SWANSONmug. Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. by brownbikini October 27, 2017
Get the Cindy Swansonmug. by Swift hawk420 January 25, 2024
Get the Shane Swansonmug. The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"
by jails April 19, 2013
Get the Yo boy swansonmug. if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021
Get the maddie swansonmug.