Swank 

A lifestyle in which you are always progressing to be better. A Swank person is someone who is tired of modern society's acceptance of drugs, alcohol, and immorality. They are not mean to people that participate in these things, but try to show them by example that there is a better way to live. They always try to be upbeat and exiting and try lots of new activities. They are polite to women and take them out on dates (actual dates). Swank is the new movement towards a more clean and fun society.

Swank people go on dates, throw real "parties" (no alcohol or drugs, just fun activities), will do things like have bonfires and just enjoy the outdoors.

Swank by The6th April 25, 2011

swank 

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

swank by Chesta the Cat Molesta September 19, 2005

swank 

1. High Class
2. extremely cool
3. So Wetarted And Not Kool

1. This suite is very swank, it probably costs a lot.
2. Wow, that movie was so swank.
3. Ugh, I hate that guy, he is so S.W.A.N.K

swank by campsac July 11, 2006

swank 

Masturbate; to pleasure oneself.

Gid just learned to swank it.

swank by John Swank July 4, 2007

swank 

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

swank by Laura December 13, 2004

Swank 

Being sick and havin' a wank at the same time.

Man i had a great swank last night.

Swank by The-Comfort-Magnet November 22, 2009

swank 

To boast or brag. Especially when used in social circles, name dropping what your kids are doing.

"Oh, Timmies working in Shanghai now"
"Grr, that fat ho is always swanking!"

"Right, I'm going to the party to swank"

swank by Isomaltine March 3, 2004