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surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.
I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.
by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010
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starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.
"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".
by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012
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"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.
*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"
by Celza May 17, 2017
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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.
by flieww February 11, 2018
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Oops-Pow Surprise!

(n.)

A declaration of achievement or victory, esp. when engaged in any form of improvisational lyricism or activities of the sort.
I battle any sex or any race;
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface;
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes;
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Oh!
by FRESHPOETIC March 9, 2005
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