3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

Blueberry foot steps

When blueberries come to your house at night and attack you. The only way to get rid of them is to call 911 and put them on trail and get them executed in electric chair.

Blueberry foot steps were at my house at 2:48 AM last night.

by Minecraftjoe2 June 6, 2015

i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 15, 2021

the steps

the 12 steps of recovery for addiction.

joe's trying to dry out, he's taking the steps.

by chenger November 8, 2003

Red Light Stopsign

A traffic light that turns red and stays red when there is no one in sight coming from any direction. Treat as a stop sign and keep going.

-Pulls up to traffic light-
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."

by MamimiSamejima September 22, 2005

Bump Stops

When you're engaged in sexual intercourse, typically in the doggystyle position, and you fuck so hard that your hip bones are hitting her assbones to the point of physical pain.

"shit dude i was hittin the bump stops in that $1.20, it was a mercy root i swear"

"Man I was smackin the guts out of the missus last night, goin so hard i hit the bump stops"

by foswizz October 10, 2008

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005