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studentpreneur

When you first become an entrepreneur, you know very little, so you have a lot to learn, like any student. It’s up to you to continuously learn while you build your business.
You can’t call yourself an entrepreneur. You don’t know anything. You better be a studentpreneur first.
by By College Tees March 12, 2019
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Energetic Student

A student who goes beyond the requirements of a lecture and solves proofs or other example that the professor skips over in lecture.
Student: "Dr. Arnold, could you explain how we go from omega to gamma?"

Prof.: "I will leave that to the energetic student."
by Big Jay Mr. MSR October 18, 2012
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watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.
That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.
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Bad Student

(n.) Someone who isn't prepared for class, eg. forgot materials needed to complete assignments or someone not paying attention in class
Person 1: Dude can you toss me a pencil? I forgot mine

Person 2: My god, you are such a bad student
by theheccindoggogoesbork June 4, 2018
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student ghetto

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)
Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."
by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011
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Medical Student

The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.
Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.
by MedStudents October 20, 2010
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The Student Room

The Student Room, or TSR for short... Beware, all ye who enter The Student Room. As its name sufficiently conveys, the Student Room is teeming with students. And not just any students. The students The Student Room is teeming with are a special brand of toadying ignoramuses of British or British-wannabe students whose sole goal in life is to break the world record for one or more (preferably all) of the following:
1. A* grades at GCSE and A level and unis got offers fromy
2. Studying Dentistry at Oxbridge (additionally, take note of the heart-warming fact that if you're studying something low like English Literature, you will be offered a couch for the nights)
Popular spare time excursions of The Student Roomers include:
1. Woman-bedding (a more popular alternative is woman-bashing)
2. Bashing of Muslamists and Pakis (both constitute a wide range of personally-held beliefs, hard to part with)
3. Generally strutting about like a rooster who has done all that is due of him in life once he has contributed to the production of a fertilised egg fit for either consumption or propagation
The only reason to enter The Student Room would be to troll. Trolls are verily the only incentive for The Student Room's extant status.
The Student Room normal thread title: 'Girls, rate my face. Boys too, I suppose.'
The Student Room normal thread title 2: 'Why is it socially unacceptable to be a virgin?'
The Student Room normal thread title 3: 'The reason there are so many virgins about the place these days is because women are becoming so uptight and that's thanks to Feminazism.'

The Student Room troll thread title: My mum left my little brother with me for the day, and I was wondering if tucking a child into bed is considered child abuse?

The Student Room troll thread title 2: WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN SOCIAL GROUPS I AM LONELY AND IN MY 20S AND THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN MY SOCIAL GROUPS?????
The Student Room troll thread title 3: What do you do to become a cleaner at insert name of Oxbridge college? Anything special?
Sadly, most of the troll threads are removed soon by over-zealous mods. If you're lucky you won't miss them. They are vastly entertaining.
by TSR veteran May 31, 2014
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