The Super Shit Stroker 

Step 1: Starting performing intercourse with a woman in the missionary position
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina

Tommy forgot to clip his fingernails before doing the Super Shit Stroker.

The Super Shit Stroker by Party M March 30, 2009

pole stroker 

The act of stroking the cock of a gay man.

Jeremy is a pole stroker

pole stroker by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003

armpit stroker

An armpit stroker is used to define someone who uses there armpit as a vagina.

Hey bro could I borrow your armpit for a second. No way man you're such an armpit stroker.

armpit stroker by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

clit stroker 

Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)

When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!

clit stroker by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

crystal stroker by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

Phone stroker 

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.

Phone stroker by roadkyll October 13, 2011

stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.

DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.

stall stroker by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014