stiff one-eye

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

by startrek3000 June 1, 2010

strife-guard

To help others who are having difficulty in a situation you are familiar with.

John, having been in a similar situation when he was a child, decided to strife-guard the boy who was too afraid to go down the slide.

by jmb0225 August 27, 2009

Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities

Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack

by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021

Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Super Stiff

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009

straffen

1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival

"Hey, what's up with Cuba?" -"Oh, he's straffen again."

by Editha June 16, 2008