Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.

We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.

by Geckiclog October 28, 2023

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019

Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Chinese soup strainer

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

by Markerbiter May 12, 2025