I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.
Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.
Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.
by Jesse Hattabaugh May 17, 2006
Get the STPmug. 
by breacie June 14, 2010
Get the STPmug. The biggest and most crucial sewage treatment plant in the whole world. The owner is the sexiest and most percious man to ever exist. The whole plant is run by the millions of workers there, who are all clones of a man with big buttcheeks. The plant clears the sewage of many countries such as China, USA, Germany, Russia and even Mars. The plant is sponsored by USTASCHA and Max Weber.
Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)
"Mommy, where does my shit go?"
"To the STPS of course you dummy!"
"Mommy, where does my shit go?"
"To the STPS of course you dummy!"
by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022
Get the Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)mug. by olonam December 14, 2021
Get the STP!mug. That girl you see in passing and maybe she smiles.... you continue to think about and would like to see again but didn't get her name or number. So you go back to the Same Time of day... Same Place in hopes she will appear. STP Same Time Same Place.
She was on the Down Escalator I was on the up Escalator. She smiled at me in such a way I knew she was that perfect girl.... the girl of my dreams. I quickly got off the Escalator and followed her down in hope that I might meet her or get her name or fly with her to Paris or.... but she was no-where to be found and I knew I would think about her and would come back to this same place for a few days at the same time in hopes that I had stumbled across her routine and I would become part of it and see her again. But then I feared that she too would become just another STP Girl... Same Time, Same Place...I would go and play my part out in my Diving Dream.... but in truth I would likely never see her smile again.
by Artful Codger November 1, 2014
Get the STP Girlmug. 