hormonal seizure

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder

Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure

by mizmoss March 6, 2008

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

brat seizure

When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.

Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.

by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016

Sultan of Steez

Noun. A ruler of all those who posses the fine art of steez. One who dines upon the finest of steezburgers, while participating in a plethora of steeztivities. In addition, the Sultan of Steez insists upon blowing massive loads of steez in the facial region of virgins across the realm.

Nate: Hey bud, do you think Kirk logged that blond last night?

Terance: Fosh, he's the Sultan of Steez

by Steezburgler November 2, 2010

Type Seizure

When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.

Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?

by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011

steezberg

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Sneizure

An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.

Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*

-dog falls to it's knees-

Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.

by sirgabathauhleeuh July 9, 2009