Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

land of steers and queers

just about any Western state

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987

by another Masshole October 15, 2003

Steer

Verb; To have sex on the cards almost inevitably but somehow screwing yourself over by being a twat.

"Oh mate, did you bang that girl last night?"
"No pal, I Steered as per usual"

by IHateSteer March 15, 2013

land of steers and queers

Aka Texas

Only steers and queers come from texas

by Pete May 4, 2003

Steers And Queers

Texas. "All they got in Texas is steers and queers"
- Matt Dillon in Over The Edge, 1979

Matt Dillon said "All they got in Texas is steers and queers," three years before "Officer And A Gentleman."

by Roscoe F October 30, 2008

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

Steinerize

Spending an exhorbant amount of money on something that is detrimental to one self.

Leroy steinerized himself by replacing his perfectly good eyeballs with sold gold ball bearings.

by Richard Whistler May 5, 2019