Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.

She seemed very standoffish even when I was up in her face.

by Sam E. Potter April 20, 2008

standoffish

adj., meaning aloof or reserved.

"He is a nice guy but so standoffish, he never talks about himself."

by Vinicius July 26, 2007

French Canadian Standoff

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

Mexican Standoff

A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.

How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.

by fetmeister June 13, 2010

strandom

Adjective - A strange and random thing.

"That camel has 3 humps!"
"Dude that's strandom!"

by Vikkitoria June 27, 2005

Mexican Standoff

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.

Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

by SemanticsMaster November 9, 2017

canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.

so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.

by fk from cv February 26, 2015