stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

by Supermarioo January 1, 2007

Stallanese

A rare language originating from an unknown city probably in British Columbia, Canada. Rumored to have come from one teenager who would say random shit when being asked questions or talked to. The "Stall" in Stallanese probably refers to the fact that the teen would stall efforts to get an answer out of him or to have him be serious, when in the end he was going to inevitably succumb.

Example of Stallanese.

Hey George, we're all here at the theatre and we an extra ticket for The Dark Knight, come down the movie starts in thirty minutes.

"Uhh QQ. QQ".....
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..."QQ"
......-"Nope I'm scared. I have gingivitis"...


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-"No I can't I have diabetes I need to take my pills"....
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...
.
...
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-"Okay fine.!"

by Babaganousherodd August 20, 2008

stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

by yessum July 21, 2003

Stallones

Chunky rocky bag, no powder, all hard, no wap

Nah u ain't loading that shit in my bubble, save that wap for later..this shit right here, rocky, all Stallones, naint been cut, shit u got, stool softener cut 100, that why bathroom been no vacancy with yo bubbly gut

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 9, 2010

Stallon Addict

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.

Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.

by TBels August 9, 2017