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talkward

when someone begins a conversation, seemingly leading to a point or punchline, but ceases communication before reaching that point
I was really feeling this chick and we got to chatting. She was telling me about her friend Jim who i never met-- "Jim told me the best joke the other day, you wouldn't even believe it.." and that was it-- no example, no nothing-- shit was quite talkward.
by KillaCamJam August 22, 2012
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Shawkward

A combination between shy and awkward. Usually applies to geeky kind of people.
"Poor girl, she's just so shawkward."
"What's he doing on his own?" "Don't worry about him, he's shawkward."
by Agirlnotaboy March 8, 2013
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Shawkward

(A combination of shock and awkward) : a state of shock so unnerving that it can initially cause the affected person to not fully comprehend the extreme level of social awkwardness displayed in direct connection to the shocking event.

The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
Person 1: "hey, did you think it was weird how that dude showed no emotion whatsoever after literally breaking that storefront window with his fists when they kicked him out? How could he not know how awkward that was?"

Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."

P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"

P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"

P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*

P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
by Pope1980 March 25, 2022
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stallardbleemove

stallard bleemove is the creator of comfort pants.this phrase originated in Trowbridge england when ben craddock’s dog got some of his pants and loved chewing them. ben craddock’s problem was two fold and this is the reason for this
stallardbleemove creator of comfort pants
by Millllk September 24, 2022
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Talkward as f

The guy who thinks he's funny yet doesn't make any sense ,let alone anyone laugh!!!
Juddy thinks he's funny but really he's just Talkward as f
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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Demi stallard

A sexy gorgeous girl who Loves everyone she touches and is perfect funny kind sexy inside and out and is the perfect example of a sexy courageous girl who cares about everyone and is just a perfect girlfriend for her boyfriend Nathan Ring xxxxx❤️❤️❤️ I love u Demi Stallard xxxxxx❤️❤️❤️
Demi stallard is a sexy beast
by Nathan gnir July 29, 2017
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Demi stallard

A sexy gorgeous girl who Loves everyone she touches and is perfect funny kind sexy inside and out and is the perfect example of a sexy courageous girl who cares about everyone and is just a perfect girlfriend for her boyfriend Nathan Ring xxxxx❤️❤️❤️ I love u Demi Stallard xxxxxx❤️❤️❤️
Demi stallard is a sexy beast
by Nathan gnir July 29, 2017
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