St. Pauls is a small independent private school in brooklandville md. this school has a good academic reputation but even the teachers know their classes are jokes. Most of the kids drive luxery vehicles and live in mansions. Lacrosse is life here.they are very talented every year even tho the kids on the team are the biggest partyers at the school. If you actually play on the varsity team you most definately fuck. These kids are untouchable. Social scenes simething special. going to a house party every weekend trying to pork some private school sloot. basically they party harder then colleges with the amount of alcohol consumed and drugs done. when spring comes theirs a darty everyweekend.everyone knows Sp is full of frat stars (dont let gilman kids tell you different) that hang with the hottest chicks and and other schools know not to fuck with the cruzies or they will seriously fuck u up. Sp kids blackout every weekend waking up and realizing all the shit they did. Then lie to their parents trying to fix the shit they did all morning. After they figure out what happend the previous night they will head over to towson hot bagel to cure their hangover and meet up with other kids asking about their night.drugs are a big part of the community. everyone is on something. all in all sounds like a wonderful place to have a extra 4 years of college.
Gilman kid 1: yo you wanna go to that st. pauls school party they hang with the hottest chicks
Gilam kid 2: nah bro they will fight us and im inbetween lawyers right now, lets just go home and jerk eachother off?
Gilman kid 1: thought ud never ask!!!!
Gilam kid 2: nah bro they will fight us and im inbetween lawyers right now, lets just go home and jerk eachother off?
Gilman kid 1: thought ud never ask!!!!
by geebdeleter69420 July 23, 2018
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-where you have to have more than a 2nd grade education to get into the upper school (BL)
-where every single person is not in frotch heaven when they get to school (Loyola)
-where the required courses are not how to plow, how to ride a horse, and how to not know any girls outside of your school (McDonogh)
-where we hit puberty before we turn 20 (Friends)
-where people know where the hell our school is (Spalding, John Carroll)
-where youre not white trash if you go to school there (Curley, St. Joe)
-where you have to have more than a 2nd grade education to get into the upper school (BL)
-where every single person is not in frotch heaven when they get to school (Loyola)
-where the required courses are not how to plow, how to ride a horse, and how to not know any girls outside of your school (McDonogh)
-where we hit puberty before we turn 20 (Friends)
-where people know where the hell our school is (Spalding, John Carroll)
-where youre not white trash if you go to school there (Curley, St. Joe)
by ignwguw July 25, 2008
Get the st. pauls mug.~if u are not accepted to sp its because ur family doesnt own a jeep, ~ur webshots document ur life (if u dont have them u obviously have no friends),
~"going up the hill" is code for "going to the bathroom to fix the hair and apply the makeup, then panting up 8 million steps to the lunch room where u strut ur stuff down the isle and guys stare like they've never seen a girl before".
~lax is a must; if u dont play it (or at least go to the games every weekend) ur life has no point
~spirit dance is a big makeout fest and if ur not grinding with the nearest person than u shouldnt be there
~girls get rides with random people who have the newest jeep up the hill every morning to prayers where they sit there and pretend to sing with the faculty.
~fake tanner and fake blonde hair is part of the dress code.
~where guys are welcome in every class as long as mrs. blackman aprroves of their hottness
~a normal meal consists of bbq doritos and a popsicle
~where preparation for putting on the hits starts in september
~there is a compitition to see who can have the shortest, tightest and most ass bearing skirt in the school
~where leaving campus to go to panera is more common than breathing
~where the varsity lax teams beat EVERYONE EVERY year
~and field hockey is second only to nothing
~where the universal away message is "out...call cell"
~no one makes plans on thursday because of the oc
~where popping the collar of a pink ralph lauren polo is not an option.
~"going up the hill" is code for "going to the bathroom to fix the hair and apply the makeup, then panting up 8 million steps to the lunch room where u strut ur stuff down the isle and guys stare like they've never seen a girl before".
~lax is a must; if u dont play it (or at least go to the games every weekend) ur life has no point
~spirit dance is a big makeout fest and if ur not grinding with the nearest person than u shouldnt be there
~girls get rides with random people who have the newest jeep up the hill every morning to prayers where they sit there and pretend to sing with the faculty.
~fake tanner and fake blonde hair is part of the dress code.
~where guys are welcome in every class as long as mrs. blackman aprroves of their hottness
~a normal meal consists of bbq doritos and a popsicle
~where preparation for putting on the hits starts in september
~there is a compitition to see who can have the shortest, tightest and most ass bearing skirt in the school
~where leaving campus to go to panera is more common than breathing
~where the varsity lax teams beat EVERYONE EVERY year
~and field hockey is second only to nothing
~where the universal away message is "out...call cell"
~no one makes plans on thursday because of the oc
~where popping the collar of a pink ralph lauren polo is not an option.
mvp girl says to sp guy: i cant believe u guys beat loyola again! ur such awesome laxers!!
sp girl says to mvp girl: fuck off u kno u like them better.
sp girl says to mvp girl: fuck off u kno u like them better.
by stpaulser May 3, 2005
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And Fifa 19 is a epic game around here, as people wont stop talking about their drafts.
And Fifa 19 is a epic game around here, as people wont stop talking about their drafts.
by EpicGamerKoolKid07 April 5, 2019
Get the St. Pauls mug.St. Pauls High School is a one of the worst schools, or should I say THE WORST school in Robeson County, NC. First of all, 3/4 percent of the athletes have std’s, especially the football team, they’re never worried about their education at all, they just love sticking their dicks in snow bunnies. Second of all, the sex that goes around this school, which is the cause of all these diseases around of course, there are freshmen fucking in the baseball field, bathrooms, and even classrooms, imagine how fucking dirty this school could be, even with the virus around. Third of all, the amount of non-poc people saying the N-Word, the whites, the racist ass natives, you fucking name it. This school is all about fighting, and most of the kids that “fight” really ain’t shit, they just fight like a bitch. Well that’s all, I could write a novel about this but that’s for another time, remember kids, SPHS will always have junkies and freaks, but there is never a day where it’s boring.
by hatinglife84 February 27, 2022
Get the St. Pauls High School mug.A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.
by smd April 24, 2005
Get the st. pauls mug.ADJ: Home of the most arrogant kids/parents in the world. It is a place where they try to be surfers/rednecks/preps. BC if there jeep isn’t lifted, then they definitely have a fake tan or bright pink polo’s with neon green shorts, and that lil white shell necklace. I mean I don’t think ive seen a non lifted or non-jeep affiliated car in their lots. Well its ok cus their dads are worth 10 trillion dollars. It’s a place where they film porno’s and all beat off to their buddy doing it with the team slut. It’s a place where they go to Hawaii for spring lax cus they all have private jets from their dads top fortune 500 companies. They are all talk. The only time a SP Crusy will talk smack is when he is surrounded by a 2000 man us military trained soldiers. But when you are one on one he is your best friend. They all have fake accents i.e. johhhnnnny, and they make themselves look even cooler when they wear their SP garb to every Baltimore function. It’s a place where kids give themselves nic-names like “lord Baltimore” well I guess that’s cool. It’s a place where they have had 2 winning lacrosse seasons in 20 years and its also a place where they put up 20 x 20 billboards on seminary to show how awesome their one lucky victory over the last 20 years was. It’s a place where the back up goalie goes to Hopkins b.c. of his big wig father, nothing wrong with that. But that’s not arrogant. It’s a place that pretends to have a rival school with BL. But we know that’s not true because BL looks at SP like they are a joke, along with Gilman and Loyola.
by northern and charles May 5, 2005
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