squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

by ChetPlease420 May 21, 2020

Squirtyness

The uniquely female ability to forcefully gush all over their lover’s face/body/bedsheets, etc

I will work hard to make you Queen me and see the true power of your squirtyness

by xsycookies May 8, 2018