Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.

hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah

by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010

squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.

My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.

by in the know2 July 29, 2009

squircling

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.

" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."

by kevin is not my name April 25, 2010

squcking

The act of fornicating with a female from the rear in a manner that requires the male adopt a bent knee, or squatting position. Prevalent among couples with large discrepancies in height.

My legs were tired from an hour of squcking, and at this point I was just pissed in general, so I may or may not have mistakenly "missed" my target in favor of her number 2.

by squckman August 17, 2010

Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.

"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"

by Bloomers September 26, 2007

anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010