Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

sinking the brown

anal sex

i pulled out of the pink and sunk the brown

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"

"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

by bardock obama October 10, 2013

Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

skunking

During the sexual act of oral sex one or both participants expell gas ("fart").

Diana was unaware that Shawna was into skunking until the vaporous odor was hinged at her nose.

by run2themax November 25, 2009

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

by eruditus June 4, 2007