squered

screwed up

We have an income tax code that is so squered that it reeks with economic injustice.

by Hermpy80 August 9, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

squeedz

A term rezzy girls or mexican girls use for Hot Cheetos.
No one knows where the term came from. i asked around and they all dont know

Rez girl1: Hey want some Squeedz?
Rez Girl2: sure *takes half the bag and eats in under a minute*

by BigAsian_rice<3 April 29, 2019

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeedward

Squeedward: To excrete or sneeze a large amount of mucus or slime like substances into someone's asshole

Brian: "Dude did you seriously Squeedward into a homeless person??!!!"
Joe: "Yeah bro, it was sick! But I did get arrested"

by Accidental Arsonist May 10, 2021