Squelched

To receive a proper squelching.

Oh no.... Casey is totally gonna get squelched by Tanner later

by Haha I’m beef May 30, 2020

squelchum

An adverb used for emphasis. Typically used in place of "much," commonly preceded by "mucho."

I love grilled cheese mucho squelchum.

by blurpie April 12, 2017

Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

squelchmeky

A popular Fortnite UGC Developer. Owner of "EkonBuilds". His online mascot is a fox.

Did you see Squelchmeky's new map? it's awesome!

by Fortnite UGC Manager December 21, 2021

Bell Squelch

When someone is being an idiot and extremely annoying. You could relate it to douchebag.

Oh just fuck off you Bell Squelch!

by Donny Dropper December 1, 2019

CB-squelch speech

Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.

If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".

Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Squelch

A fart that vibrates forward through the vagina lips and out.

That squelch really tickled my pussy.

by squelch queen January 23, 2010