dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

Squeak your Pink

slang term for female masturbation.

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"Life lesson I learned today: don't squeak your pink four times when you have to ride your bike to work immediately after."

by Sateeessfffieeed November 24, 2009

bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity

"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

by Ben "The Body" May 2, 2006

Squeaker

A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).

Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!

by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014