residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

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sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

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Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

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Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

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Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

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squeezil

squeezil is a omniscient being who protects a house from unwanted or evil beings.squeezil is known to sleep and hang-out with your animals at night.squeezil is also mischievous and will do things such as letting animals out of their cages and moving around and taking things.

"honey...the ferrets got out again, and i'm sure i secured the cage last night.""well it must have been squeezil again."

by momomoonshine May 1, 2007

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