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residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.
Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
by AVDO2 May 2, 2011
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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017
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autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...
"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017
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Screeching

The sound your friend makes when they sing! It just makes you want to hit them with a frying pan!!!!!
"LaLA LA LALLALALALALALALAAA"
*CLUNK*
by Debz February 22, 2004
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Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.
The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.
by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011
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speeching

Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.
Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.
by K May 18, 2004
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Squeezing the Beetle

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.
by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011
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