Squeat

The sound herd during sex when a man is balls deep inside a very very lubricated women.

Last night I know they could hear her squeat.

by Taicak February 18, 2010

squeat

to go and eat shitty college dining hall food that is sure to mess with the function of your bowels within the hour

guy: Shall we squeat?
girl: we shall! we shall!

by CrimsonOsiris March 12, 2004

squeasel

n. someone who is sneaky and sly, yet somehow always manages to get away with it. A squeasel is usually someone younger than you whom you are powerless to act against, such as your little brother, a nephew, or your own kid.

My cousin is such a squeasel, I let him listen to a song and he totally walked away with my MP3 player.

by Kunming Jess September 26, 2006

squatslam

when a male gives something a mushroom stamp while tea bagging

My friend died and I squatslammed his corpse at his funeral.

by Easy Pee December 19, 2008

squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.

Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.

by Jofig December 4, 2015

Doing Squats At The Beach

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.

Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car

by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010