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Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.
Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
by wamboozled October 9, 2014
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Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.
Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.
by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015
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smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".
you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.
by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016
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ink smudger

Slur for people who can't write properly and get ink all up their hand

I.e., left handed people
by Ink smudger September 19, 2023
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Sludgepump

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.
'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'
by dig- September 14, 2009
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Chocolate smudge

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.
Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.
by Adams favorite March 21, 2014
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Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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