SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

Fot-squatch

noun.
a ball sack with feet

He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.

by Melia B February 17, 2008

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021

gone squatchin

Orally pleasuring a woman with a hairy vagina.

It's your lucky night tonight baby im gone squatchin.

by DRAK December 10, 2012

squatcha

Check didn't come in like they said.

There was squatcha in the mail today. :(

by Paula from Accounting March 16, 2010

squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007