square

(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

(2) Proper, decent, straightforward, acceptable, even.

(3) A regular and decent meal.

(1) Naw, he's a square; he won't dance (do anything exciting), he'll just shoot crows (go home).

(2) Hey man, thanks for takin' care of that, you're all square with me now.

(3) Dack is joining the army; at least he gets a dry bunk and three squares a day.

by Lazz March 4, 2008

Washington Square Park

A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.

"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?

by Jack324 October 16, 2007

Squarerrorism

The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.

My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.

That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.

by Daddee September 3, 2013

Jackson Hole Town Square

If you lookup "Jackson Hole Town Square" on youtube you will find a random ass livestream of some random ass intersection in wyoming. At the moment of posting this, it has about 1,700 people watching it. Nobody knows why. Some people believe it was created by the Illuminati.

I have no fucking clue why I'm watching this shitty livestream of "Jackson Hole Town Square".

by WRFEGrewdwerg September 6, 2016

Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.

Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019

no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
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this is my no no square
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this is my no no square
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this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

by Syntire May 18, 2020

spongebob squarepants

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005