premature squabble syndrome

When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.

Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!

Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.

Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.

Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome

by haroldzid August 23, 2010

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Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

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Just a squabble

When something is so irrelevant/petty to you that you decide to avoid speaking on it or paying it any mind. That “it” is usually the lame ass antics of an annoying clout chaser on the internet that ducks any real confrontation.

Bro! I heard he’s been sneak dissing mad crazy! You really gonna let homeboy slide? You need to deck that fool!

-nah man, If I do that I look like the bad guy again. Plus it’s just a squabble bro. Let’s be honest here that’s why he has to sneak diss. Think about it.

Yeah you kinda right. Fuck that though he hating.

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

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